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Lazarchick Shoots His Age

Centerton was not the Cow Pasture described in disdain by Bob Westcott when he refused the invitation to play. The air was a little heavy, but actually quite pleasant at tee time. There was some wind, but not enough to … Continue reading

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Kissinger Takes First Place

The greens were fast and in beautiful condition among the best the Tour has played this season. The fairways were decent. The rough was filled with crabgrass. Fortunately it was cut low. The air was heavy, damp with occasional light … Continue reading

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WILLIAM TIBERIUS FINGER -THE HAMMER

It was raining on the way to the golf course. The evening before, President Larson told the Secretary to message everyone with the T Time and ask for them to arrive at least one half hour earlier. Decision to play … Continue reading

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SWANSON STUPENDOUS AT PITMAN

It was warm, but overcast with a gentle breeze, actually a very pleasant day for golf. It was the first time OCAGA would play Pitman. We heard a “new” groundskeeper put down fertilizer. The normally pristine greens showed burn marks. … Continue reading

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Borillo Tremendous at Twisted

The sky was sunny with scattered white cumulis clouds, not too hot, not to cold, with a gentle breeze cooling the summer day. Twisted Dune would be a formidable challenge for the OCAGA Tour professonals in the 2025 Season. There … Continue reading

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DOCTOR DOMINATES, 5 PARS in FINAL SEVEN HOLES

The secretary was up at dawn. It was raining and had been doing so, all night. There was a huge storm on radar with thunder and lightning in the sky. It was still raining when he called Vineyard National just … Continue reading

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Champion Vanquished the Vineyard Valiantly

The last group had just sent their drives into the 10th fairway. The sun was still shinning, pumping down the heat and humidity, eliciting sweat on the brows of the most sensitive. All had heard the distant sound of thunder … Continue reading

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Larson Lauded Lavishly

According to the OCAGA Investigative Reporter, the morning of the tournament conversations on the Promenade were all about John Larson. While the far right voiced warning about the perils of enlarged government, the far left praised the actions of the … Continue reading

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Tough Rough & Rust Prevail

It was a beautiful, fairly warm opening day on the tour with only a slight breeze requiring some adjustment. Le Petite Café was jam packed in anticipation of seeing Marc Bohan play in the new OCAGA season. Pierre invited JoJo … Continue reading

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JOHN LARSON 2024 OCAGA CHAMPION

 We suspect that Eva, the beautiful young woman driving the food and beverage cart, may have been one of the Girl Scouts infiltrating Greate Bay to watch Andy Swanson play in the OCAGA Art Czachorowski Memorial Championship of 2024. Andy … Continue reading

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